What is the difference between Jack Nicholson and John McCain?

Jack had the sense to call it quits when he started losing it.

He’ll still sit court side at Los Angeles Lakers’ games, but Hollywood legend Jack Nicholson has quietly retired from the movie business, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.

The 76-year-old icon has no plans to appear in films again after a career spanning five decades.

“Jack has — without fanfare — retired,” a well-placed Hollywood film insider confirmed to Radar.

“There is a simple reason behind his decision — it’s memory loss. Quite frankly, at 76, Jack has memory issues and can no longer remember the lines being asked of him.

Hmmm… Then there’s John.  And John.   And John. and John.

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) said it was “moving” to meet with rebel groups battling Syrian dictator Bashar Assad during the senator’s surprise trip to the country earlier this week.

“It was a very moving experience to meet these fighters who have been struggling now for over two years,” McCain said on CNN’s “Anderson Cooper 360” on Wednesday night. “And they’re very aware of the battlefield situation and they’re very disturbed about the dramatic influx of Hezbollah fighters, more Iranians, and of course, stepped-up activities of Bashar Assad.”

Moving, dramatic?

Like this?

If we drop ONE bomb or shoot off ONE missile, we are these people’s air force.  We are AQ’s air….force… .

And John plays phone poker.

Anyone else thinks it’s time for the old guy to just…go…home??



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